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Gensokyo's MilkmanMokou knocked on the door to Keine's house, and let herself in.Gensokyo's Milkman
She was greeted by the sight of Keine pouring sake over her breasts and into a milk bottle.
A pause. Keine continued humming an off-key tune.
"What the fuck are you doing?"
Keine jumped, spilling sake all over the kitchen table, and turned to face her. "Mokou! You're late to the track meet!"
"Late to the... what?" Mokou stared. She noticed that Keine's eyes were significantly off-center. "... are you okay?"
"Never better!" Keine replied, gesturing wildly with her milk bottle, "I ran out of bubblegum, bu
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The Armpit WWFSuika was bored. Within the next hour, a dozen of Gensokyo's major players had arrived to annoy Reimu and goof around on the shrine grounds.The Armpit WWF
Completely coincidentally, of course.
Suika was still bored. Even with offering around dishes of sake, she'd seen far too much of the mildly-tipsy antics of Gensokyo for them to be entertaining.
So she quadrupled the alcohol concentration.
This turned out to be a mistake.
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Armpit wrestling operates similarly to arm wrestling, only standing upright and with your opponent's elbow in your face rather than on a table. Naturall
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Touhou Bad End: O-Rin KaenbyouA warning to all that would travel to Gensokyo: They don't need actors.Touhou Bad End: O-Rin Kaenbyou
Despite the pretty face and sweet tongue, your arrival in the human village from theater school was not well-received. Low on hands for farming after several deaths from a fairly nasty disease, you are quickly pushed into working as a farmhand. And don't take it well - you wanted to act and tell stories, not muck around in the dirt! Soon enough you're actually known fairly well - as the village's whiny pretty-boy whipping boy.
It's rather irksome.
Your competence at farm work improved markedly over the next month, but your laughable
by ~E-mouse
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Behold, Chen"Behold, Chen!" Ran said to as much fanfare as one person could allow, "I have bought you a Type 32 Nekomata PAC Hover Tank!"Behold, Chen
Running up to the not-too-wise-a-choice-of-a-gift, Chen hopped in the hatch and took off, vaguely registering Ran smile a wave goodbye, obviously not deep in thought about the absurdity, much less the sheer danger of allowing a child to pilot a deadly war machine.
Of course, the name fit perfectly, so no matter.
Meanwhile, Chen, surprisingly adept at commanding a 2-man armored combat system by herself, blazing a trail straight through Gensokyo, happened upon a certain drunkard lyi
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our bodies run warm with blood...
we inhale air, devour food.
we're all the same.
the reason we're alive...
and try to understand this...the reason we're alive is simply because it can't be helped.
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....faster than chickens on steroids.
Blood is thicker than water, except when you're anemic.
I'm f*cking Pinoy. Got a problem with that?
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That is the most metal thing I have ever heard in my whole life."-Pickles, Metalocalypse.
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